Weekly Horoscope Oct 9-15

Posted on October 09 2017

Weekly Horoscope Oct 9-15

ARIES

Iwan mo na ‘yan. Text (His/Her Name) <SPACE> EVICT and send to 1111.

 

TAURUS

I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to phone right now. Why? Oh, ‘cause she’s in the toilet.

 

GEMINI

I think you have a secret admirer. No one knows for sure; secret nga ‘di ba?

 

CANCER

Be open to possibilities. Malay mo magustuhan mo. Malay mo makabuti sa ‘yo. Malay mo mag-brownout. Daming pwedeng mangyari.

 

LEO

Mapapa-oo ka kahit hindi mo gusto. May kinalaman sa cookie policy. Or cookies, pwede rin.

 

 

VIRGO

Malalaman mong hindi pera ang mahalaga sa buhay, kundi maraming pera.

 

LIBRA

May exciting na mangyayari sa bank account mo.

 

SCORPIO

Masarap. Masaya. Basta hindi masustansya.

 

SAGITTARIUS

Gee, your hair smells familiar.

 

CAPRICORN

Dance like nobody’s watching. Eat like nobody’s judging.

 

AQUARIUS

Don’t let traffic ruin your day. Mag-MRT ka para ‘yun ang sumira sa araw mo.

 

PISCES

May makikilala kang Leo. ‘Yung zodiac sign niya, hindi pangalan niya.

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